i think on friday i shall go to omegle as dave.
I post a lot of things. Things I like. If you notice it's mostly dave.
BRO: I educated The Swagless in the ways of cool last night.
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
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So…. I might not have school on friday of memorial day weekend so i can check into the hotel.
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies
this is everything.Now I just know there has to be a supernatural gif for this, where are you guys?
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times